Ok – so I may spend a bit too much time in hotel rooms thinking about stupid stuff. When you have a job like me that warrants a lot of travel, it comes naturally.
I think about stupid stuff all the time like how to get free hotel porn pay-per-view movies, how to maximize the amount of free soap you get, and why oh why do the maids in EVERY hotel I’ve EVER stayed at do this:
Does my toilet paper really need daily folding? I don’t do this at home – and it works just as good. In fact – I’m a bit grossed out by the fact that someone has touched my toilet paper and folded it as such. Call me a germaphobe – but I always throw away the first 3 or 4 sheets since they’re not clean enough to grace the bottom of my soiled arse.
Am I alone here? I don’t think so…

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I’m pretty sure it means they’ve “checked” the roll and decided that it could still be used. Rather than throwing out the entire thing after you’ve wiped your bum once and checked out. But hey, I’m no expert…
Ha! Never thought about it quite like that before.
Maybe I’ll start throwing out the first few sheets as well. After all, who know where those other fingers have been eh?
Exactly. Filthy. You may as well let the maid put her fingers up your rear!
Germs… germs… germs…